"Marge, it takes 2 to lie ..."
"Well, it's been a long trip ..."
"Potentially dangerious ..."
"It was an alien, Marge ..."
"20$ can buy many peanuts ..."
The 32 D'ohs
"Three simple words ..."
"Four-day weekend ..."
"Hello, operator ..."
"Owwww ..."
"Ahh, crap!"
"Ahhh!"
"Space aliens! Don't eat me ..."
"Look, now I'm in America ..."
"Barney, am I a pig ..."
"It's my angel ..."
"Hello, you've reached the home of ..."
"You have reached the office of ..."
"Where's the any key ...
"To start press ..."(2)
"You know who would love this ... men."
"I'm so hungry ..."
"There's so much I don't know about ..."
"Look, there it is ..."
""Aye, aye ..."
"Ooo, bacon!"
"Kids, I'm not gonna die ..."
"People are always ..."
"Just squeeze your rage into a little ball ..."
"My baloney ...
"I never realize how boring baseball was"
"I'll bash you good!"
"I'll take 42 bathtubs ..."
"Why doesn't he just let me bat ..."
"Look, the invitations for my barbeque ..."
"You're gonna get such a beating ..."
"Lisa, you and your stories ..."
"Marge, beer me."
"Bad bees ..."
"Could this be the best day ..."
"You think we should bet against them ..."
"Ugly ... weiner ..."
"Big deal."
"Hey, big spender ..."
"Hey, there, blimpy-boy ..."
"Look at that blubber fly!"
"Owww, my boating arm ..."
"Out Flanders ..."
"You know, Bart, when I was your age ..."
"I hope I haven't upset you, bongohead ..."
"Boobies."
"Ahhh! Boogeyman!"
"To shake your booty ..."
"Marge, I'm bored ..."
"Boring."
"That kid's got bosoms ..."
"Kill the girl ..."
"Not now, son ... Daddy's talking to a policeman."
"Aww, the Denver Broncos ...."
"This is not happening ..."
"I'm Mr. Burns, blah, blah, blah ..."
"Where's my burrito?"
"Bart, get you butt ..."
"Take this object, but beware ...
"I'd like to buy your deadliest ...
"Capture daddy some potato salad ..."
"You'd like to get in here wouldn't you ..."
"That's a negatory ..."
"I am the champion ..."
"I'm going to clown college ..."
"Now just because I'm his father ..."
"No time for that ..."
"Yes, crisitunity ..."
"Fun, too ..."
"How much is this free resort ..."
"Damnit! D'oh!"
"Some people say I look like ..."
"Me, a mascot for a Busch-league team ..."
"See that, boy ..."
"The other day, I was so desperate for a beer ..."
"Flanders' store was dee-serted."
"Must destroy mankind ..."
"I gotta call the plant and warn 'em ..."
"It just doesn't work anymore ..."
"Yeah, you do your own dirty work."
"That's not so disciplined ..."
"Marge, we need 5000 cc's of snacks, stat ..."
"Almost had him eating dog food ..."
"Or what, you'll release the dogs ..."
"D'oh!"(1)
"D'oh!"(2)
"D'oh!"(3)
"D'oh!"(4)
"D'oh!"(5)
"D'oh!"(6)
"D'oh!"(7)
"D'oh!"(8(
"That dolled tried to kill me ..."
"Done and done ..."
""
"Donuts ..."
"Remember your training ...
"This is a very sophistimicated dowacky ..."
"Who wants to know how I got the money?"
"Well, then, I have a backup plan ..."
"Duuuh!"
"Dear baby ..."
"That chair gives me the right ..."
"My ears are burning ..."
"Hey, I got off pretty easy."
"Egghead likes his booky ..."
"If you're looking for the kind of employee ..."
"Cut ... cut ..."
"Who needs English?"
"I am evil Homer ..."
"I don't get it ..."
"Feelin' stupid ..."
"A female deer ..."
"You know Marge, ..."
"Ah, the old fishing hole ..."
"Na, na, na, na, fishing ..."
"Well, we all gotta go ..."
"Not me ..."
"You talk better than you fool .."
"Let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy ..."
"Jump, Free Willy ..."
"What do you call it ..."
"A garbage man can ..."
"It's gassy, isn't it ..."
"They're embarassing me ..."
"Oh I want trouble alright ..."
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an icoceles triangle ..."
"Get 'em ma."
"Let's get home ..."
"He, he, he ..."
"He-he.""
"He-he, heh-heh ...""
"Marge, the clown is ..."
"He didn't give you gay, did he ..."
"Ah, there's some glue ..."
"We got more gongs ..."
"Yeah, but what are you gonna do?"
"When I was 17 ..."
"Go to ..."
"Graduate student, huh ..."
"I'm speaking to you from beyong the grave ..."
"Grrrrrl"
"I don't need anything like that ..."
"Whew, all this computer hacking ..."
"Hello, handsome!"
"Hear ye, hear ye ..."
"Heh."
"Hello, dean ... you're a stupid-head ..."
"Let me know if you need any help ..."
"Help me!"
"Marge, do we have any elbow macaroni ..."
"Hit me, hit me ..."
"Lisa, never interrupt ..."
"Marge was taken prisoner in the, uh, holy land ..."
"All I know is they stole my face ..."
"Hello, I'm Mr. Burns ..."
"Simpson, Homer Simpson ..."
"Ahhh! Woo-hoo!"
"Let's all hug Apu."
"Woo-hoo! Beer, beer, beer!"
"I dunno."
"I like my beer cold ..."
"Marge, I'm the one who's dying ..."
"Ahhh - I mean ..."
"I'm not gay ..."
"Sounds interesting ..."
"Welcome to the Internet, sir ..."
"Internet, eh ..."
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"The girls of the internet ..."
"I am invincible ..."
"It's funny 'cause I don't know him ..."
"I'll have 4 taxburgers ..."
"Marge, are we jewish?"
"Moe, I need your advice ..."
"Oooo ... John Denver."
"'Some people call me a space cowboy ...'"
"Stupid piece of junk!"
"Do I dare live out the American dream?"
"Kiss my ..."
"Hi-ya ..."
"Ah, the last peanut ..."
"I haven't learned anything."
"Never help anyone ..."
"I'm not gonna lie to you ..."
"Shutup, liver ..."
"I'd like a phone book for Hikito, Japan ..."
"Remember what Vince Lombardi said ..."
"Me lose brain ..."
"Me lose brain ..."(2)
"If you really want something in this life ..."
"Lousy democrats."
"Yeah, right, Lisa ... a wonderful, magic animal ..."
"Oo, look at me, I'm making people happy ..."
"The mail!"
"Hmmm, two bucks, and it only transports matter ..."
"Meow, meow, meow, meow ..."
"Meow, meow, meow, meow ..."(2)
"Who drew it ..."
"Militants, huh ..."
"Well, I'm sorry if you heard Disneyland ..."
"Excellente ..."
"Mmmm ... beer."
"Mmmm ... beernuts."
"Mmmm ... 64 slices ..."
"Mmmm .... chocolate."
"Mmmm ... invisible cola"
"Mmmm ... crumbled up cookie things."
"Mmmm ... organized crime."
"Mmmm ... forbidden donut."
"Mmmm ... donuts."
"Mmmm ... unprocessed fish sticks ..."
"Mmmm ... hogfat."
"Mmmm ... mediciny."
"Mmmm ... sacrilisious."
"Mmmm ... open-faced ..."
"Mmmm ... something."
"Mmmm ... spaghetti."
"The mob is working on getting your saxaphone ..."
"I'll take a crab juice."
"I'll take a crab juice."(2)
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
"I'm Mr. Plow ..."
"This is Mrs. Burns ..."
"This is your mother ...""
"Hello, why am I Mr. Sparkle ..."
"Just like the time I could have met Mr. T ..."
"Well, it's not quite a mop ..."
"Nacho, nacho man ..."
"You brought me a nacho hat ..."
"Hang on to a toy, boy ..."
"Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol ..."
"The moral is ..."
"Carnies took over our house ..."
"It's been St. Patrick's Day for hours ..."
"No TV and no beer make Homer ..."
"Oh yes ..."
"It's OK, it's in the bible ..."
"Your old man was right ..."
"Sorry, dad, you're too old ..."
"Old people don't need companionship ..."
"OK, once more, where are we going ..."
"Aw, there's only one beer left ..."
"I'm outta here."
"We won't be able to ..."
"We won't be able to ..."(2)
"No burning leaves without a permit ..."
"Hey everybody ..."
"Pipe down, you guys."
"Margie, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life ..."
"You maniacs ..."
"The only danger is ..."
"When a boy doesn't wanna play catch ..."
"Stupid poetic justice ..."
"Look what I snagged, Margie ..."
"They're dogs ..."
"You know who wants to help poor people ..."
"Oh my God, I danced with a gay ..."
"So I can open my own can of pudding ..."
"That dog has a puffy tail ..."
"Maybe a little friendly punching ..."
"Shutup, brain ..."
"No, wait! Queer ..."
"It's rainin' men?"
"Ahhh! It's the rapture ..."
"Apu, I see you're not in church ..."
"Well, it's like a rent-a-car, son ..."
"Oh yeah, how dumb do you think ..."
"Dont say revenge ..."
"Can't talk, robbed ..."
"Rockstars. Is there anything ..."
"Bart, you didn't finish you're spaghetti ..."
"You don't like it ..."
"These are our new family security rules ..."
"They'll grow back, won't they ..."
"Marge, I swear I didn't touch her ..."
"Hey, could you take the wheel a second ..."
"Screw you elephant ..."
"Where'd you get that saxophone ..."
"Selma, how'd you like to marry Apu ..."
"No, but tell me, because I'm dying to know ..."
"Oooo, that would be a shame ..."
"You mean I shaved ..."
"Shutup boy."
"Da, da .. da, daaaa, da ... hey!"
"Marge, a skunk sprayed me ..."
"I guess I'll be going to my home now, for ... sleep ..."
"Lenny says ... get this ..."
"It's fun to smash things ..."
"Sock puppets!"
"Sock puppets!"(2)
"I am so smart ..."
"There was a little Spanish flea ..."
"I saw this in a movie about a bus ..."
"Son when you participate in sports ..."
"I'm going outside ..."
"I'll just be another minute John ..."
"You don't like your job, you don't strike ..."
"Stupid TV ..."
"That team sure did suck ..."
"You suck-diddely-uck ..."
"Geez, that dog has more education than I do ..."
"Oh no, I'm sweating ..."
"Sweet, merciful crap!"
"Table 5, table 5 ..."
"Hello, is this President Clinton ..."
"Marge, you being the cop makes you the man ..."
"In this house, we obey ..."
"Will you knock it off ..."
"I think he's talking to you."
"Second in line ..."
"Do you think he noticed ..."
"To alcohol ..."
"Now there's something you don't see ..."
"Oh, it's probably due to you're ugliness ..."
"Under the sea ..."
"Under the sea ..."(2)
"You are gay."
"Like Urkle ..."
"Why would you volunteer ..."
"Oh, girls just wanna ..."
"I saw weird stuff in that place ..."
"Now what is a wedding ..."
"Hey weiner-boy ..."
"What are you in for?"
"One whopper ..."
"Why you little!"
"Aw come on Marge ..."
"A woman is like a beer ..."
"Woo-hoo!"
"Woo-hoo!"(2)
"Now son, on your first day of school ..."
"Yello?"
"Kiss my ..."
"Yes!"
"Apu, wake up, I wanna buy a yodel ..."
"There's still the little matter ..."
"Yummy, yummy, yummy ..."
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